Just a humour blog and some random things... i like food and kpop!

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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(Source: kiljayden)

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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(Source: hotboysofficial)

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

(Source: importanteel)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)

(Source: monicaandrea)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’